So a few of my friends (Fig, Lacey M., and Natalie) have done this post and they made me laugh so I am going to give it a try...
Dear Mrs. Blunt (my Kindergarten teacher): I am sorry that I cried nearly every day in school. All I wanted was to go home or to get my stinking lunch box open. I am also sorry that I stole your sticky tack every time I spotted it and also for stealing the station toys like the counting bears...they were too hard to resist...I took one of every color...
Self: I am sorry that I just couldn't resist the sticky tack and that I ended up dropping it in my hair during nap time. I am sorry I was too afraid to tell my teacher because I didn't want her to know I was the culprit, so I ended up ripping out my hair and leaving a huge bald spot on the right side.
Marcus: I am sorry for spitting in your hair in the 6th grade, but Christine and I had already said that we were going to wash the tables after lunch, and when you didn't listen to me, spitting in your hair was all I could think to do. I was mad. Also, I am sorry I never gave you the apology letter Mrs. Medeiros made me write to you. I actually still have it in my closet upstairs.
Girl I hated in high school: Sorry your car ended up with cow manure and eggs all over it, but we just really didn't like you. I'm not saying I did it, but I am sorry that it happened. Well, not really...
Boys that I crushed on during my school years: I am extremely sorry that you recieved countless phone calls from my friends telling you that you better get your chance with me while you can, because I was moving soon. I put them up to that, and no, I was never going to move.
Emily: I am sorry I used to tell you a shirt looked good on you or that your make-up looked really good, when I really thought it didn't. I just wanted to look better than you. I am also sorry for making you call all those boys all the time...
Kathleen: I am sorry that I made you sleep with me and Chase in the same bed when you would spend the night. I know it was a little crowded, but fun nontheless!
Mom: I am sorry I used to pee the bed in the morning while I was still "asleep," but I wanted to be guaranteed a bath that morning.
Self: I am sorry I put up with all of Carly's meanness. The flicking of the boogers on me, always letting her be the "gym teacher" at night when we were in bed, and always letting her beat me down. She was just too cool to stand up to.
Carly: I am sorry for throwing the top of the doll house at you which caused you to have to get stiches that one time at grandma's. But dang it, I WANTED TO BE THE MOM...NOT THE DAD!!
Lexi, Sam, and Abby: I am sorry that you guys were dumb enough for really believing that me and Carly could hypnotize you and make you do our chores.
Lexi, Sam, and Abby: I am sorry for calling you dumb.
Alisha: I am sorry for being such a brat when you would have to babysit us while mom and dad were at work. It was usually all Carly's idea.
Mrs. Buchanan: I am sorry that I even ever decided to try out for cheerleading. I am sorry that you had to suffer through my uncoordination while I attempted to dance. I never tried again, and I never will.
Alisha: I am sorry for telling you your plaid shoes were cute, but only for moms. Now I know how it feels to be told that you aren't cool anymore.
Kiara, Alisha, and Carly: I am sorry for all the times I stole your clothes, but they were just cooler than mine.
Carly: I am sorry for that one time you couldn't find your blankie for about a week...it was hidden between my mattresses. SUCKA!
Dad: Remember that time you had all that change in a jar hidden in your closet and it went missing? Well, I am sure you know by now that I took it, but just in case you didn't, here is my apology. I am sorry I took that money, but I needed some money to walk to Kroger and Baskin Robbins with to get snacks...sorry.
Grandma B: I am sorry for all the times your Jelly Belly stash seemed to be depleated...but it wasn't just me who found them and ate them! (Carly and Clayton ate some too!!)
Whew. I feel 100 times better now that I have gotten all that off my chest. I am sure there are 100's more, but I think this will do!
You should try it.
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9 comments:
Awesome. ROTFL!
And by the way, Alisha told me about your mom-shoe comment. We knew all along that being a "hot mom" was a whole new category you weren't cool enough for yet. ;)
That is too dang funny! I bet it was freeing to get that off your chest - I hope everyone forgives you and that you ALL have a laugh about it. Should I tell Mrs. B about the cheerleading and dance thing the next time I see her? She would get a kick out of it I'm sure - she is such a doll. I don't think I am daring enough to put my "sins" on my blog - but my journal may see them tonight since my day has been so boring that I really have nothing to write about! Also, I didn't get a chance when you were here to tell you how darling Davis is and how grown up Chase is becoming.
Those are hilarious! My favorite is that you couldn't get your lunchbox open.
I used to steal my dad's coins too ... shame.
That cracked me up! Too funny! Love the post! I may have to try it considering there are a ton of things that I should be sorry for when it comes to my youth! :)
haaaahahaha! Thats hilarious. i MIGHT give this a try. haha
Oh my gosh, I havee tears of laughter rolling down my face. I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. Thanks. And, it's all good, I'm just glad you didn't turn out t be a real cleptomaniac.
You are so delightfully funny! A few years back a single friend from high school was visiting, and we were shopping at Ann Taylor. She tries on a fabulous black dress (size 0 even) and says to me, "Is this too Mommy-ish?" So reminds me of your shoe comment. You're a cool and fun person (and mom)! Thank you for your nice note. I love you!
HAHAHAHA! You are so funny, Lace! I had no idea Carly was such a manipulative sadist! GEEEZZZZ!;)
My favorite is to all the boys you had a crush on. I never knew you told them you were going to move! Haha! That is great. Oh and the Emily one.
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